Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Consider Filing Bankruptcy by Karen Maxcy

August 31, 2015
I miss David Letterman.  Did you catch his awesome last episode two months ago?  I did. So in honor of David Letterman, I have my own tongue-in-cheek Top Ten List here.  Keeping it light for this post… it really is NOT the end of world.

Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Consider Filing Bankruptcy

Number 10:
The phone will stop ringing non-stop from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m., Monday to Friday.
Number 9:
You can tell the collector ten different times how you’re out of work because of cancer and the come back is always the same: when can you pay, how much can you pay?
Number 8:
Your children miss you; you can quit that third part time job.
Number 7:
After you quit that third part time job, you’ll actually have to spend time with your loved ones.
Number 6:
You’ll actually have money for groceries, and not just for ramen noodles and PBJ sandwiches. (Although I love both!)
Number 5:
You will not miss robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Number 4:
You can save money for retirement.
Number 3:
You can save money for your kids’ or grandkids’ college educations.
Number 2:
Save your house or car from foreclosure or repossession.
And Number 1… drum roll:
The big banks and credit card issuers do not need your help making record profits next quarter.
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